Morning Coffee

Every morning I look forward to my first cup of coffee. A few moments of quiet before the busyness of the day begins. And this morning, a few chuckles, too -
“Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself!”

~Author Unknown

“I make serious coffee - so strong

it wakes up the neighbors.”

~Author Unknown

“In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor.”

~Author Unknown

“Deja Brew: The feeling that you've

had this coffee before.”

~Author Unknown

"I bought a decaffinated coffee table;

you can't even see the difference."

~Author Unknown

“This coffee tastes like mud!

Well, it was ground this morning.”

~Author Unknown(I had to think about this last one for awhile ,

before I got it! Maybe I haven't had enough coffee yet this morning…)

That "Mr. Author Unknown"

– he sure is a funny guy! ;-)